I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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