he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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