I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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