Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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