I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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