I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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