On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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