I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
