I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
