I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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