I got chris browned last night
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
