sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
