We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
