I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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