Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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