I don't usually arrange sex via text message
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I will pee on everything he values.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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