When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
