STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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