Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
My breasts were aching with rage.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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