I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
