There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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