your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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