You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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