told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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