..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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