your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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