We're facebook friends in real life
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Floor bacon is actually really good
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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