Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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