i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
