Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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