they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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