clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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