Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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