that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The power of my boobs compel you
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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