Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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