get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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