"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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