If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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