I bet he comes in French.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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