butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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