He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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