Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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