He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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