so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My feet surprised me
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