I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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