Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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