New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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