Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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