No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think I am morally bankrupt
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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