I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize
