he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Two words: blizzard sex
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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