So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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