I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I have post one night stand depression
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